A Funny Incident

As I opened the door to my ever so messy dorm room one regular Thursday afternoon, My nose picked up a foul scent that reminded me of a million armpits. I entered the room, nevertheless, because our floor is playing a game of assasins, or "marker tag". While all this was going on, I began to ponder what in the world could smell so disgustingly foul that I would rather smell my own armpits than breathe in my room, I noticed my bag of soccer gear which I left open overnight. I proceeded to turn on my fan and open the window so the smell will go away. I also took my axe deodorant spray (only thing I had) and sprayed it on my soccer gear. However, this did not solve the problem.

After a few days, I decided to put my soccer gear in my closet and seal the sucker in. However, that did not make the smell go away.

Fast foward to Monday, April 24th. I'm in bed, semi-awake, waiting for 9:45 to get up and go to class. My roomate goes to get a sack lunch because he wanted to eat on campus that very day. When he came back to get ready for class, he told me that the reason why the room smells like rotten roadkill is because…. he left an uneaten roast beef sandwich in his sack lunch bag last Wednesday.

After disposing of such trechery, the room, as of 4:38pm, still smells like rotten roadkill. Lesson learned? you bet! Dispose of uneaten sandwiches as soon as possible. The end.

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